Today’s USA Medalists

I’m very behind today so we are going to do some haiku.

Bronze Medal – Women – 3×3 Basketball

basketball threesome

Group hugs for bronze medalists

five is still better

Silver – Sam Hendricks – Pole Vault

soar high in the sky

your junk didn’t knock the pole

boo turncoat Mondo

Gold – Valarie Allman – Discus

two time gold winner

we both born in Delaware

but I can’t throw well

Silver – Skeet Mixed Team

go Hancock and Smith

shoot your shots to the windows

and the walls skeet skeet

Silver & Bronze – Biles & Chiles – Floor

fun dances, leap high

tiny mat, watch the corners

time for a new queen

Silver – Triathlon Mixed Relay

swam in e coli

photo finish, very close

good luck to your butts

Gold – Caroline Marks – Women’s Surfing

breaking news right now

Caroline Marks wins surfing

TIED FOR GOLD MEDALS