Brigadier Banger
I do enjoy this littler pizazz that France added into the games. I know they are all former athletes from those sports but maybe there is an opportunity to manage the Brigadier before and after the official banging to start a competition?
Olympic Medal Organizer
Caleb Dressel is crushing it here but maybe he needs an apprentice?
Track Mini Car Driver
These little cars bring back the equipment that is thrown by the athletes in the field competitions. Apparently, no one wanted to lug around shotputs. They also apparently race them during downtimes and I would be honored to do it.
Athlete Stage Manager
We’re holding, we’re holding. Mr. Dressel, you should probably pop that shirt off now since we are going to be holding for a bit longer. Still holding.
Gymnastic Coach
I don’t even know what’s going on here but I could probably do it for the sake of the athletes.
Red Box Official
I’m not sure what they do and if they are allowed to visibly cheer for American winners but I bet I could do whatever they need done well.
Mariska Hargitay Personal Assistant
I will do anything she needs if she continues to lead the charge on things like this.
Cap Catcher
And last but probably my favorite, the cap catcher. I would be proud to also show off my non-Olympic physique in a speedo and dive in and get a cap that falls in the pool. I spent so much of my childhood in the pool without googles diving for rings and sticks. I did that until my eyes burned, is that why I need glasses now? But I will gladly do it again to help the swimmers, especially Mr. Dressel.
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