These are top 5 events/sports I think I could be good at

Flatwater Kayak Racing

I’ve always really enjoyed kayaking and I can get some good speed going, especially if I actually trained. Also, my large posterior has to be helpful for stabilizing the kayak at top speeds, right?
Trap Shooting

I did this once at a bachelor party and I was pretty good by the end. I would get to yell “PULL” a lot and we all know I love a good vest. Seems like a win-win-win.
Badminton

We played a lot on vacation and I could see myself getting really into this sport. I love distance running but it’s naturally very even-paced and there are no consistent opportunities to fist pump and yell like there are in badminton…so putting it on the list.
Volleyball

Yes, I know I would look like a small child compared to the other players, height wise. BUT, there is the defensive specialist who wears the different color jersey and is always a little bit shorter. That could be my calling.
Water Polo

I’m a strong swimmer but full honesty, this….this would just be a ploy to find a husband. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
